totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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