After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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