Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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