hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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