Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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