she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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