I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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