You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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