Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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