forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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