If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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