WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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