Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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