How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
soo... how was my night?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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