Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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