Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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