Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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