On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
