In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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