I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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