using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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