We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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