You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we have pet lesbian snakes
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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