id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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