So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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