I hate your face
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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