He is such a slut. More and more my type.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
How does one acquire holy water?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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