Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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