i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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