i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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