But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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