on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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