I CAN MOONWALK!
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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