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(248): View more from Michigan

the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.

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(818): View more from California

I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.

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(210): View more from Texas

he referred to my room as the tit cave...

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(516): View more from New York

Found your pants in the mailbox

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What were my pants doing in the mailbox?

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I don't know but there's postage on them

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(517): View more from Michigan

we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.

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(813): View more from Florida

I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.

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You love porn!

(813): View more from Florida

Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.

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