Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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