So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize
