STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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