Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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