can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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