it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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