you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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