Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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