fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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