am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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