so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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