So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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