The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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