This is not my ceiling
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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