i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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