my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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