Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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