So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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