I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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